{"id":377,"date":"2014-12-07T10:16:05","date_gmt":"2014-12-07T15:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeneralmusings.com\/?p=377"},"modified":"2014-12-07T10:16:05","modified_gmt":"2014-12-07T15:16:05","slug":"furtive-potato-chip-eating-scenes-household","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeneralmusings.com\/?p=377","title":{"rendered":"Furtive potato chip eating: Scenes from a household"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;You want to watch an episode of Castle together?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>T glances at the clock. The clock hands are pushing 11:30pm. He yawns. &#8220;No I&#8217;m beat. I can&#8217;t do it tonight. You go ahead and watch Elementary.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Aside: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1219024\/?ref_=nv_sr_1\">Castle<\/a> is the one TV show that we PVR and wait until we are both ready to watch together as a couple. It started as an affinity for <!--more-->Nathan Fillion due to his starring turn on the cancelled-too-soon <a title=\"The greatest TV show ever.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0303461\/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_45\"><em>Firefly<\/em><\/a> and it&#8217;s follow-up movie <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0379786\/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_40\">Serenity<\/a>.<\/em> Now it&#8217;s tradition, even though we think the show&#8217;s best days are behind it.<\/p>\n<p>He climbs the stairs and I cue up the episode of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt2191671\/?ref_=nv_sr_1\">Elementary<\/a> to the TV. The show has a cold\u00a0opening\u00a0that lasts several minutes, so when the opening credit sequence plays, I pause and listen. The sounds of teeth brushing and bedtime routines are quiet. <em>He&#8217;s gone to bed<\/em>, I think.<\/p>\n<p>I get off the couch and head downstairs to the basement. I pick\u00a0my careful way through the obstacles course of boxes, extra chairs and drying rack and make it to the sauna. Which is now a fancy cedar lined storage room. I open the door and grab one of the potato chip bags I have hidden here, purchased when the grocery store had a special for getting 3 at a time.<\/p>\n<p>Ruffles Sour Cream and Onion. Come to momma.<\/p>\n<p>I snuggle back into the chair and resume the show, using the sounds of the TV to hide the crinkle and squeak of opening the bag. I start\u00a0happily, yet furtively, snacking away on the potato chips.<\/p>\n<p><em>I hide the chips for his own good. His metabolism isn&#8217;t what it was when we were younger. He has a hard time controlling himself when it comes to chips.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yet for all the rationalizing, I am the one having a hard time controlling myself. Chip after salty chip gives a satisfying crunch between my teeth and my tongue. Between this and the noise of Sherlock talking on TV I didn&#8217;t hear his steps back down the stairs.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where did you get the chips???&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I am\u00a0like a deer caught in the headlights. I give a sheepish smile and explain the hidden cache of chips. I tilt the open end of the chip bag towards him as a peace offering.<\/p>\n<p>T laments, &#8220;Agh, I already brushed my teeth.&#8221; He bends over to give me a kiss goodnight, licks the transferred salt off his lips, gives his head a disapproving shake and heads back upstairs.<\/p>\n<p><em>I don&#8217;t have to share!\u00a0<\/em>My eyes sparkle with delight. I return gleefully to the chips and keep eating.<\/p>\n<p>~Jen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;You want to watch an episode of Castle together?&#8221; T glances at the clock. The clock hands are pushing 11:30pm. He yawns. &#8220;No I&#8217;m beat. I can&#8217;t do it tonight. 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